Do Not Enter The Pool If You Are Ill With Diarrhea

This abstract painting is based on a sign by a swimming pool stating "Do Not Enter The Pool If you Are Ill With Diarrhea." The washy blue background represents the water in the pool.

It was done in about thirty minutes. I was watching a documentary about World War Two and my hands needed to be kept occupied. No brushes, only some knives and some warped brain cells. It must be an American sign as diarrhea is spelt differently here.

In Sotheby's this might sell at auction for £42,000 but you could have it on your bathroom wall for £4,200. I doubt Bill Gates owns anything like this.